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| Additional Info About Dan |
| Location: |
Huntsville, Texas |
| Bio: |
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!
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I will write you an erotic poem as punishment.
Temar Temar, your legs I want ajar. Your butt is a superstar. Sexy you even look from afar. I want to feed you caviar, let you drink from an expensive minibar. I want to treat your penis as a cigar, and you might thing that's bizarre, but it's alright because I'll later play with your butt like it's a guitar. Temar. You are my tsar, don't give my heart a scar. In my heart you got a reservoir, please... My heart pounds every time I see your avatar. Temar Temar...
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Hey Goigle, I've just had my application accepted, how to I talk to people individually in the server like how normal players talk to admins?
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06:28 PM - [L²:M] 26: fucking chrust lmao
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08:23 PM - Venom: you would probably fail medical stuff
08:26 PM - [C3] Dan: what would i fail
08:26 PM - Venom: they draw blood to determine if you're gay
08:26 PM - Venom: you would fail that
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11:50 PM - hungames: in fucking 2.5 years when i get my license ill drive around and listen to daddy ben
11:50 PM - Dan: youre so young
11:50 PM - Dan: how old are you
11:51 PM - hungames: old enough to fuck your bitch
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Male |
| Dan's Signature |
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